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These sassy greeting cards are perfect for your friends and family members with a wicked sense of humor. The captions and classic images say it all. Some are blank inside and some have an extra dose of irreverence for good measure. 5” x 7” $2.50 ea.
I dreamed my whole house was clean
(Inside - Blank)
She couldn’t remember... Was it one teaspoon of arsenic or two?
(Inside - Blank)
Wow! I get to give birth AND change diapers!
(Inside - Blank)
The birthday candles wouldn’t be the only ones getting lit in the kitchen.
(Inside - Here’s to you on your birthday!)
...and then the children cleaned their rooms,got mommy her drink, and went straight to bed. The end.
(Inside - Blank)
If by “happy” you mean trapped with no means of escape...?
(Inside - ...Then yes, I’m happy.)
I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices
(Inside - Blank)
The grill isn’t all that’s flaming
(Inside - Hope you’re birthday’s hot!)
What part of “I’m hungover, go home” don’t you understand?
(Inside - Not everyone understands me as well as you do)
It would, of course, have to look like an accident
(Inside - Blank)
I feel a sin coming on
(Inside - Blank)
#%&@*!!!!!
(Inside - Words fail me)
Ta-daa! Now let’s have a cocktail
(Inside - or two)
...and best of all is the matching thong
(Inside - Happy Birthday to a gal who has everything)
You be Thelma. I’ll be Louise.
(Inside - Have a smashing birthday!)
I believe the word you’re searching for is “Divine”
(Inside - Blank)
It’s okay. I didn’t want a real life anyway
(Inside - Blank)
She was one cocktail away from proving his mother right
(Inside - you go, girl!)
Errands...housecleaning...
Dinner at six... How does he do it?
(Inside - Happy anniversary!)
Old enough to know better... Too young to give a rat’s ass.
(Inside - You’re at that perfect age! Happy birthday!)
My garden kicks ass
(Inside - Blank)
She was beginning to worry. Did she look like a monkey? Did she smell like one too?
(Inside - Happy birthday to you. You belong in a zoo)
Now be a dear and fetch mommy her flask
(Inside - On your birthday, may you have everything your heart desires.)
ANNE TAINTOR GREETING CARDS & NOTE SETS
...making smart people smile since 1985.™
Anne Taintor Note Sets include a notepad, a sticky note pad, and 3 coordinating sticky page tab pads (each pad has 50 sheets), all enclosed in a durable folder with magnetic closure. 4"w x 6"h x 5/8"d.
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