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“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”  

- Katharine Hepburn

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These sassy greeting cards are perfect for folks with a wicked sense of humor.  The captions and classic images say it all.  Some are blank inside and some have an extra dose of irreverence for good measure.

 

5” x 7”      $2.50 ea.  All Anne Taintor cards are printed with vegetable-based ink on Forest Stewardship Council (FSC)-Certified stock using 100% wind-generated electricity.  Quality, colorful, and amusing - our planet would have it no other way.

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ANNE TAINTOR GREETING CARDS

...making smart people smile since 1985.™

More ANNE TAINTOR gifts...

Getting Lit In The Kitchen Card

Birthday Card

(Inside) Here’s to you on your birthday!

The Grill Isn't All That's Flaming Card

Birthday Card

(Inside) Hope your birthday’s hot!

You Be Thelma I'll Be Louise Card

Birthday Card

(Inside) Have a smashing birthday!

Old Enough To Know Better... Card
She Was Beginning To Worry... Card
Best Of All Is The Matching Thong Card

Birthday Card

(Inside) Happy Birthday to you.  You belong in a zoo.

Birthday Card

(Inside) You’re at that perfect age!  Happy birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) Happy birthday to a gal who has everything!

Fetch Mommy Her Flask Card
I'd Love To Wear Low Necklines Card

Birthday Card

(Inside) On your birthday, may you have everything your heart desires

Birthday Card

(Inside) Happy birthday to my partner in crime

I'm Hung Over, Go Home Card

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Inside) Not everyone understands me as well as you do

Opportunity To Make Some Extremely Poor Choices Card
Trapped With No Means of Escape Card
I Didn't Want A Real Life Anyway Card
One Teaspoon of Arsenic or Two? Card
Ta Daa! Now Let's Have A Cocktail Card

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Friendship / Anytime/Anniversary Card

(Inside) ...Then yes, I’m happy

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Inside) Or two

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Look Like An Accident Card
I Feel A Sin Coming On Card

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

She Was One Cocktail Away Card

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Inside) You go, girl

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

My Garden Kicks Ass Card

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The Children Cleaned Their Rooms Card
Errands Housecleaning Dinner At Six Card

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Anniversary Card

(Inside) Happy Anniversary!

I Get To Give Birth AND Change Diapers! Card

Friendship / Anytime / Mommy Card

(Blank inside)

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Walk Faster...The Children Are Catching Up Card

Friendship / Anytime / Mommy Card

(Blank inside)

You Know Me...Busy, Busy! Card

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

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