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These redesigned sassy greeting cards are perfect for folks with a wicked sense of humor.  The captions and classic images say it all.  Some are blank inside and some have an extra dose of irreverence for good measure.  Panoramic images cover the front and back.  Cute graphics inside.

 

4.25” W x 5.5 H”      $3.75 ea.  All Anne Taintor cards are printed with vegetable-based ink on Forest Stewardship Council (FSC)-Certified stock using 100% wind-generated electricity.  Quality, colorful, and amusing - just like our planet and most of its occupants.

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NEW!  ANNE TAINTOR GREETING CARDS

...making smart people smile since 1985.™

Birthday Card

(Inside) Here’s to you on your birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) Have a smashing birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) Happy Birthday to you.  You belong in a zoo.

Birthday Card

(Inside) You’re at that perfect age!  Happy birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) Happy birthday to a gal who has everything!

Birthday Card

(Inside) Happy birthday to my partner in crime

Birthday Card

(Inside) you go, birthday girl!

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Friendship / Anytime Card

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Friendship / Anytime Card

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Friendship / Anytime Card

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If you thought these cards were hilarious, you’ll totally crack up at our Anne Taintor MAGNETS here...

Anne Taintor Card The Birthday Candles Wouldn't Be The Only Ones Getting Lit In The Kitchen - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card You Be Thelma I'll Be Louise - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card She Was Beginning To Worry... - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card Old Enough To Know Better... - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card ...and Best Of All Is The Matching Thong - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card I'd Love To Wear Low Necklines Too - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card She Was One Cocktail Away From Proving His Mother Right - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card And Then The Children Cleaned Their Rooms - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card Walk Faster The Children Are Catching Up - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card You Know Me Busy Busy - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card You Saw Mommy Kissing No One, Understand? - Happy Clam Store

Christmas Card

(Inside) peace * love * understanding

Anne Taintor Card She Was Determined To Find A Cure - Happy Clam Store

Friendship / Anytime Card

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