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These redesigned sassy greeting cards are perfect for folks with a wicked sense of humor.  The captions and classic images say it all.  Some are blank inside and some have an extra dose of irreverence for good measure.  Panoramic images cover the front and back.  Cute graphics inside.

 

4.25” W x 5.5 H”      $3.75 ea.  All Anne Taintor cards are printed with vegetable-based ink on Forest Stewardship Council (FSC)-Certified stock using 100% wind-generated electricity.  Quality, colorful, and amusing - just like our planet and most of its occupants.

Boost me up to the top of the page!

ANNE TAINTOR GREETING CARDS

...making smart people smile since 1985.™

Birthday Card

(Inside) here’s to you on your birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) have a smashing birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) happy Birthday to you.  you belong in a zoo.

Birthday Card

(Inside) you’re at that perfect age!  happy birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) happy birthday to a gal who has everything!

Birthday Card

(Inside) happy birthday to my partner in crime

Birthday Card

(Inside) you go, birthday girl!

Boost me up to the top of the page!

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

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Friendship / Anytime Card

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Friendship / Anytime Card

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If you thought these cards were hilarious, you’ll totally crack up at our Anne Taintor MAGNETS here...

Anne Taintor Card The Birthday Candles Wouldn't Be The Only Ones Getting Lit In The Kitchen - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card You Be Thelma I'll Be Louise - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card She Was Beginning To Worry... - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card Old Enough To Know Better... - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card ...and Best Of All Is The Matching Thong - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card I'd Love To Wear Low Necklines Too - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card She Was One Cocktail Away From Proving His Mother Right - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card And Then The Children Cleaned Their Rooms - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card Walk Faster The Children Are Catching Up - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card You Know Me Busy Busy - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card She Was Determined To Find A Cure - Happy Clam Store

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Since Giving Up Carbs I've Been Feeling A Bit...Card

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Anne Taintor Greeting Card You Saw Mommy Kiss No One, Understand? - Happy Clam Store

Christmas Card

You saw mommy kissing no one, understand?

Anne Taintor Card Farewell to Youth!...And Hello To Early Bird Specials - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card A Little Spackle...A Little Paint...and we're good as new - Happy Clam Store

Birthday Card

(Inside) ...and hello to early bird specials!

Birthday Card

(Inside) looking good,

birthday girl!

Anne Taintor Card This Old Thing? Why I've Had It For Hours... - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card In Dog Years...We've Been Friends Forever! - Happy Clam Store

Birthday Card

(Inside) another year older...yet you still look brand new!

Happy birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) hope your birthday is

full of thrilling suprises!

Anne Taintor Card Gee Whiz! It's Practical AND Thoughtless! - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card ...and There Were My Keys Right Next To The Jello Mold! - Happy Clam Store

Birthday Card

(Inside) wishing you a

memorable birthday!

Birthday Card

(Inside) happy birthday, old pal!

Anne Taintor Card You Call It Peeping...I Call It Being Neighborly - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card I Don't Mind The Heat...It's The Kitchen I Can't Stand - Happy Clam Store
Anne Taintor Card Be Good...But If You Can't Be Good, Call Me - Happy Clam Store

Birthday Card

(Inside) hmmm...looks like someone’s having a birthday!

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Friendship / Anytime Card

(Blank inside)

Insert an Anne Taintor magnet in a card for solid sass.  Fits perfectly.

Magnets sold separately.

Anne Taintor Magnets fit perfectly inside an Anne Taintor Greeting Card.
Anne Taintor Card Love...honor...and what?!? - Happy Clam Store

Wedding / Anniversary Card

(Inside) two out of three is plenty. Best wishes!