Happy Clam Store  ©  2012    Fun Stuff.  Fun Life.  Always have fun!

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“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”  

- Katharine Hepburn

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How could it be MAY already?!

Summer is almost here :-O

That means it’s time to re-stock the Muscle Shirts and Bikini Cover-Ups so customers can show off their fantastic bods.  

Oh, and check out all our NEW buttons...

If you happen to see silly, whimsical products that you think we should offer - email us so we can check it out.

NEWS FROM THE SANDCASTLE

NEW TREASURES!

That’s it - you’re all updated and ready to to infuse some fun into everyone else’s boring routine.

Always Have Fun,

Happy Clam Store

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Happy Clam Store’s happy owner - Marissa. What a workhorse she is.

The herd finally arrived! Check out our Horse Head Mask.  Our abs are chiseled from doubling over and laughing so hard.

Always have fun - unleash your silliness.

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You’re welcome.

Butterfly Stamps Shopping Bag  $9.99

Plastic grocery bags banned in your area?

Take our totes and shopping bags along to haul your stuff.

Anytime you have a question about a product or our service, give us a call or text us at (805) 433-4351.

We’d love to chat with you.

4” x 18” Non-reflective signs.  

High quality .040 aluminum with premium vinyl lettering and rounded edges.  Pre-drilled for hanging.

$15.99 ea.  Happy Clam Store Exclusive

Translation: I can’t help you with your problem.

Rules are rules.  Really - is it too much to ask?

Declare your space safe from hazardous odors!